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I just woke up from the bed, got connected to the Internet and tried to search something on google, and what I find on the home page is a link announcing free 8MBPS broadband connection to all, absolutely FREE! Google known for many such elaborate pranks, doesn’t leave anything behind this time either and there is a full page dedicated to how this WiFi enabled free broadband connection(called TiSP) works. There is a Frequently Asked Questions(FAQ) page too!

Welcome to Google TiSP

You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes.

More on How TiSP Works

Does my water company support TiSP?
TiSP was developed with the support and assistance of a large number of major metropolitan water companies. A full list of companies that support TiSP is available here. If yours isn’t listed, please contact them to verify their ongoing and unstinting support before you even think about signing up for TiSP service.

More FAQ

“I couldn’t be more excited about, and am only slightly grossed out by, this remarkable new product,” said Marissa Mayer, Google’s Vice President of Search Products and User Experience. “I firmly believe TiSP will be a breakthrough product, particularly for those users who, like Larry himself, do much of their best thinking in the bathroom.”

More about the Press Release

PS: On the earlier occasions, Google had even some of the sharpest minds to think for a moment or two before realising that they are being taken for a ride. This time it is totally clear that Google is playing a prank, but still going through all the work they have put into creating the TiSP concept is enjoyable.

So enjoy!

Update: I just logged in into the GMail service and its home page announces a new service, too - GMail Paper, using which, the users can request for physical copies of their emails! Don’t be worried with so much of paper being used to print the emails, Google has the answer:

But what about the environment?

Not a problem. Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment. For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier.